Josh

Quick Fire

Pineapple on a pizza?

Absolutely – All Pizza is good Pizza

Would you rather be a millionaire or live forever?

Live forever, you could amass much more then a million in several lifetimes.

If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

“A little short for a stormtrooper”

What app do you hate but use anyway?

Instagram

If you could un-invent something what would it be?

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Bread

If you could only say one word today what would it be?

One word total or only one word specifically?

As a circus act would you rather put your head in a lions mouth or be shot out of a cannon?

Shot out of a cannon. You probably have a better chance of survival.

What song would you sing on X Factor?

Something laced with swearwords so the nation wouldn’t have to listen to my awful singing.

If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?

John Smith – No-one would ever find me!

Do they do witness relocation to the Caribbean?